So what happens now?

From BBC news: Merkel ahead in tight German vote.

Another suitcase in another hall;
take the pictures off another wall;
Where is Germany going to?
Don't ask anymore.

Apologies for bursting into bad ALW music... What on earth are the Germans going to do now? I'm guessing a "grand coalition" is a euphemism for a mess of a hung parliament. And from the point of view of a female, why are the only women successful enough to lead a political party mainly conservative (small and big "c")? It's that need to have bigger, brassier balls than their male peers, isn't it?