01 November 2007

Asexuality

I'd like to state for the record that Singaporeans reproduce asexually or via IVF. Sex is not condoned in the island republic, even on their aircraft, and should not be undertaken by anybody. Furthermore, sex between two same-sex individuals could cause the economy to collapse.

This is not a laughing matter.

2 comments:

santos. said...

can you dance?

bramble said...

That's debatable. It depends on how you define dance. Mass-dancing ala the North Koreans was acceptable when I was a young girl.