I am one monkey in a billion1

I am a self-confessed billion monkey* (via). Even worse, I am a billion monkey who snaps her monkey nuts before she eats them. See the other very crappy results of my billion monkey machine here.

Incidentally, I know a Real Photographer^TM who enjoys a spot of self photo-ing.

¹That means there are 6 more of me on this planet; if one of you reads this, get in touch. Starting to feel like I've been spread too thin.